Hi, little me. Can we talk?

Perhaps in homage to the fresh start potential of a new year, there’s a #DearYoungerMe meme floating around, asking, “What would you tell you younger self?” In 2007, I wrote one of my all-time favorite essays, for Women’s Health magazine, for a section called “Letter To My Younger Self.” Below is an excerpt. It was inspired by the process of cleaning out my childhood bedroom as my newly Empty Nester parents prepared to downsize to a condo.

Buried treasure

When did the real you stand up? Earlier than you think

…Sitting in our old room—where you stayed up late studying for biology exams so you could become a doctor (ha!); where you spent hundreds of wasted hours dissecting your body in the mirrored closet doors; where you lost your virginity while Mom and Dad were overseas—I had the chance to see the real you through adult eyes. And guess what? You haven’t changed.

First, you were destined to be a worrier. Sifting through bags of letters saved from summer camp, I’m reminded that you were urged on a daily basis to Button up! Don’t overheat! Remember your allergy shots! Don’t talk to strangers! Wear sunblock! Keep your legs crossed! (uch), and my favorite, Don’t worry too much! I’ve long suspected we grew up in a Woody Allen film. Now I have tangible proof.

Next, it astounds me how early your preoccupation with weight began. I unclick your Hello Kitty diary to find an entry, dated October 4, 1987: I lost a pound! (You were 11 and, admittedly, equally excited about finding a quarter that day.) In a postcard from camp: Puh-leeze send sugar-free lemon Kool-Aid! Letters from grandparents during college inquired, Are you eating enough? Don’t get too thin! Eventually, you will develop anorexia. If only I could convey through those obsession-clouded years the futility of starvation. “Get a therapist!” I’d scream. “It’ll be all the rage in a decade!” And, as I flip through photos of you in seventh, eighth grade, I come to the startling realization that, in fact, you were never fat, as you always believed.

Remember that assignment sophomore year from Mr. Bernstein where you had to analyze your most dominant personality traits? Rereading it is like a bizarre psychological experiment—as if you time-traveled forward, peered into my adult brain, and Myers-Briggsed the crap out of it: Miss Goldman works hard, but sometimes she allows herself to become overstressed, you pecked out on your old word processor. She worries excessively. She is overly trusting of the outside world. At times she can care too much about what others think of her. Oh, if you only knew.


At first, digging through the piles of schoolwork and memorabilia is more depressing than your pink Calvin Klein training bra still kinda fitting. I mean, really—I’m the exact same? At 31, am I truly no smarter than a fifth grader? Haven’t the years of self-talk and meditation and yoga had some impact, perhaps shaping my personality or soothing my neuroses?

But as I stare back at my grown reflection in the glossy pages of your prized sticker book, memories flood in and I realize that comfort can be found in all this stuff: The characteristics that made you goofy, quirky, and loud as a younger girl are the same that make me funny, independent, and extroverted as a woman. That little lady who used to blast Janet Jackson’s “Nasty” on her boom box and dance in the driveway, aching to catch the attention of the boys across the street, is the same woman who spent her 20s partying on tabletops.

The straight-A report cards and personal graduation card from the dean of your Big Ten university are proof of my lifelong drive to succeed (and phenomenal suck-up ability). The love you received from your parents, so firmly stamped on everything from Duck Duck, your first stuffed animal from Dad, to my wed- ding dress, practically still wet with his tears, has taught me the true meaning of family.

I crawl across that coral carpet from dresser to desk, continuing to unearth hints of the woman to come. Your budding jewelry company, Dazzle by Leslie. You were quite the entrepreneur, passing off splatter-painted, rhinestone-encrusted wooden hearts as earrings and barrettes. But even today, I still love a good bedazzling, gluing gems to my carpal-tunnel splint at age 30. And despite protesting in a fifth-grade English class essay, I hate writing. I’m never going to be a writer. Why do I have to do this report? you have become a freelance journalist, and thrive on a love of language.

Digging through a shoe box, I find a key chain from your Geo Storm. Sexy Bitches Carry Red Key Rings, it pro- claims. It is red. You carried it. It now rubs shoulders with my condo key and rape whistle. Sassiness lives eternal.

I also unearth your beloved Archie Andrews nightshirt, worn butter-soft from years of sleep. It used to drape down by your ankles; now it skims my rear. I know because I currently putter around the house with Betty and Veronica decorating my torso in all their Technicolor glory. It makes excellent birth control, apparently. Oh well. You can take the girl out of the fourth grade, but you can’t take the fourth grade out of the girl.

By now, your room is long gone, the hand-painted pigs and Madonna posters replaced by a serene nursery for the new owners’ baby daughter. The stage is set for another girl to cry, laugh, and ache her way through puberty. I’m thankful I could spend those final few days learning about you before handing off the bedroom baton. Though I wish I’d paid more attention during those formative years. Because as it turns out, while you were busy growing up, I—the real me—was there all along.







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3 Responses to #DearYoungerMe

  1. Emily says:

    “The characteristics that made you goofy, quirky, and loud as a younger girl are the same that make me funny, independent, and extroverted as a woman.”

    I love that. So true.

  2. You are so cute in your young age.
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